Here ye, here ye, imagry for thee and me, coexist in harrrrmony....

As you ponder your artistic flair, ahdere these guidlines I do delcare. These rules be stark, but honor the art, intention and prosperity. Readers peering far to near will soon adore its clarity. SO HARK its words and have no fears the birds of craft come near. Together we as artists one will design with depth till the mag is done:

• Total cartoon, doodle fun. Color is great, sketchy is great. Nothing living in harmony with other parts just assorted intrigue that keeps viewers engaged.
• Think childish and grotesque.(photography & mixed media are good too)
• Digital, catastrophic malware imagery is cool too. Anything that looks like a virus or a sickly delinked asset home page abandoned by time itself.
• OLD Web design art style NO MS PAINT BULLSHIT. Think like OLD OLD. the less visually pleasing the more I WANT UR ART.
• NO EMOJIS, “austistic girl blah blah blah”, indie collage, etc etc B.S. TLDR. NO MEMES & no preexisting art mildly manipulated. There are mag sections for memes and images we dont need the graphics trying to be funny.
• LINES. Lots of lines and intersecting vectors or images overlapping. I guesss schizo post core but we want it to FEEL practical or meaningful. Not for no reason business. We want the real crazed out mind u got.
• FONT. TEXTS. & Chinese. Anyuthing that looks like a visual communcation thats out of reach we are really into
• Gross, gore, weird and off putting. we want people to be scared to open this magazine in public.
• Sexy sexy sexy stuff. if you know you know.